In this SPH small dildos review, I start with the biggest dildo first, riding it hard and deep, sucking it like a pro, and even wrapping my feet around it for a steamy footjob. But the real fun begins as I move down to the smaller toys, each one more disappointing than the last. I can't help but laugh and crack jokes about their pathetic sizes, pointing out how little they please me and how they barely fill me up. The humiliation gets more intense with each tiny dildo, until I reach the smallest one—a laughably miniature toy that I mock relentlessly. But just when you think it couldn't get any more ridiculous, the smallest dildo surprises everyone with a massive cumshot, ending the video on a hilariously unexpected note. This is the ultimate SPH experience, combining size humiliation, foot worship, and a shocking finale that'll leave you both amused and satisfied.
