I've called you to my office to discuss a little problem that your coworkers have reported. You've been watching porn at your desk, naughty boy! Well, we just can't have that, it's far too distracting to your coworkers! Taking a hint from the kind of porn you've been watching, I turn you into my personal ashtray, blowing my smoke in your face and ashing in your mouth as I smoke a Virginia Slim 120. After I'm done, I instruct you to return to my office in a couple hours, when I'll be wanting another cigarette