Still with eyes half-closed, my morning routine kicks off the second my ass hits the toilet seat. This toilet diary entry catches me going about my business properly in the early hours with heavy plops that crash down into the water first, then pee streams out in a steady warm rush while farts slip out loud and unfiltered between the drops. It is the full wake-up package documented: plops echoing against the bowl, pee flowing freely, and morning gas ripping through the air, all while I'm just settling into the throne for my essential daily business. Pure raw morning relief unfolding naturally for the diary. Keywords: Morning Toilet Routine, Toilet Pee Stream, Loud Morning Farts, Pee Farts Combo, Toilet Diary, Raw Wake Up Relief, BBW Toilet Relief, Unfiltered Farts, Steady Pee Rush, Morning Gas Rips, Toilet Throne Vibes, Natural Pee Flow, Echoing Toilet Farts, Daily Gas Relief, Gassy Morning Diary
