I bet you're probably thinking I want you to break up with her, so I can have you have for myself. While, that's usually what I tell you, I've had a change of heart. My insatiable greed is craving a little something different this time. I think it's time you finally tell her why you've been sooo distracted lately, and why it's a good idea for her to join you. I know it won't take much to convince her ;)