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This is a custom video! Contact me if you’d like your own! My fiance left me for you, and now it’s your wedding day. Unfortunately for you, I’m here to make sure it isn’t the happiest day of your life. I caught you by surprise on your way to the reception, and I’ve taken you to a secret hideout. No one knows where you are. I talk about all the ways I’ve been messing with you lately, including adding laxatives and castor oil to your food. As I rant, your stomach rumbles and gurgles louder and louder and you begin to fart uncontrollably. Looks like that expensive white dress is about to be ruined, and I’ll get to witness it!