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I’m getting ready for a boating trip with my boyfriend, but I need to make sure I have all the essentials before we go away! 1. GASMASK! His farts are so noxious and I don’t want to be stuck on a boat breathing them in again! 2. Wellies! His boat is so old and prone to flooding, long wellies should do the trick to stop my feet getting wet! 3. A life jacket! His boat had flooded before, and I don’t want to be left fending for myself if it does! I want to be as safe as possible! Watch as I put everything on for you, before realising how horny I get wearing everything… you don’t mind if I go masturbate, do you?