Don't you love when step-Mommy is so sweet on the surface, while shredding your dignity through that big, white smile? Today you come to me with some concerns about the rigorous masturbation schedule I've set for you. After discovering so many crusty socks in your room, I've decided that you need some structure and discipline when it comes to your chronic masturbating. But it seems as though step-Mommy's schedule is too much for you. I gently hold space for you as you share the very vulnerable outcome of the schedule. I tell you I'm proud of you for sharing this with me. Then, I sweetly pepper you with questions about whose fault this is, and who is really to blame. At the end, I offer a generous solution. One you thought you'd never take, but at such a dire crossroads, you know you have no choice. Step-Mommy always knows best.
