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I invite you over to discuss what "happened" on the girls trip I took with your Wife. Little do you know that a little photoshop goes a LONG way! She's my best friend. You're the perfect Husband. It's just too bad that your Wife is so damn boring. I've seen the spark slowly leave your eyes the longer you've been together and I can't stand it anymore. If she can go on a trip and have some fun, why can't you? This is much cheaper than a vacation too. Make your Wife's best friend your home away from home, she'll always let you come inside.