There’s something about my post-workout protein shakes that turns my stomach into a gas factory. I’m feeling incredibly bloated and the pressure is starting to get embarrassing. I’m just here in my gym gear, trying to stay quiet, but these protein farts are just too loud, long, and honestly... pretty rotten. If you love the sound of heavy, trapped gas being released after a hard session, this is for you. I hope the neighbors aren't listening!
