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I’ve been wanting to hook up with you for a long time. It’s taken us too many years to finally spend some alone time together…Wait. Please don’t tell me that’s your cock? This has to be a joke. ! There’s no way I’ve been lusting after you and your cock is this small!!!! This is truly pathetic and for that I’m going to tell everyone at work just how disappointing and tiny it is. Sigh. I CANNOT believe that’s what’s under your clothes. Monday morning you’ll be the joke of the office for sure