I was resting in bed when my stomach started rumbling… Did dinner sit badly with me?? Could these be farts moving around inside me, trying to escape??? I’m sorry, honey, I can’t hold it in anymore, even though I don’t want you to see how bad my stomach feels… but my farts are starting to come out nonstop, and I can tell you’re enjoying it… could this be turning you on? Would you like to keep all my farts under the sheets??
