It was during the long lockdown, when we were all confined to our homes because of the threat of a dangerous virus. We were lucky, stepson—when the lockdown was announced, we were at home, but your stepfather hadn’t made it back yet. It was a worrying time: empty streets, ambulance sirens, frightening news, isolation, uncertainty. We’d never been in a situation like this before. But we have to keep going, look for the positive. After all, we’re together and healthy. We spend days on end together. We run errands, chat, watch movies. Maybe this is our chance to get to know each other well again, to enjoy each other’s company, to grow closer, just like we did many years ago. As we spent more and more time together, I started to notice that you were reacting to me in a very “new” way. At first, it was long glances and gentle touches, and after a while, I started noticing you getting an erection while we were talking. All I had to do was walk into the room in shorts or without a bra, and your penis would instantly get hard. I felt very awkward. And I had to figure out how to help you. One evening, we were having so much fun playing Truth or Dare, where I did some silly things at your behest, but in return, I learned the harsh truth about your personal life. It turns out you’ve never had sex before. That explained everything. I understood why you felt such a strong attraction to me. It’s not your fault—it’s hormones, youth. I just have to help you. I called my stepsister, who’s a doctor; I just needed advice from a professional. I’m sure there’s a safe way to help you relieve yourself. We did a little digging (don’t ask how), and found out that you still hadn’t released any tension, and eventually your arousal would get out of control. I had to take matters into my own hands. A perfect opportunity came up—your birthday. And it was the ideal chance to give you that long-awaited gift...