I come to you in a dream. You’ve been very sick and resting a lot, barely able to get out of bed, but now you’re in luck! I’m going to take you on as my patient. I’m a brilliant, beautiful, skilled doctor–the best of the best. You’re so fortunate I’ve decided to take on your case. I take out all of my medical equipment–stethoscope, pressure cuff, (meat) thermometer, gloves, speculum, electro-stimulation kit, and dental tools, and begin my examination. I may have some very unorthodox methods that my contemporaries disapproved of…but that doesn’t matter if I get results, right? Sometimes ethics gets in the way of medicine. It makes things so much easier for me when you don’t resist. My assessment includes all of my tools, throat and anal fisting with my black latex opera gloves on, giving you multiple orgasms, brain surgery, cardiac assessment (with direct contact with your heart, of course), and electro shock procedures. If I can’t fix what’s plaguing you, then maybe it’s all in your head…