You've come to my office because there's an issue you have that's bothering you and you'd like to fix it. You think your penis is too small. Luckily that's one of the doctor's specialties. I'll just do a bit of an examination and take some measurements to see if this is for sure the case. I can't seem to get more than 3 inches on my measuring tape even after telling you exactly how to stroke your cock while teasing you with my body. Maybe jerking it myself will help. That doesn't help either... Your dick is definitely too small. We have a special shot to give you. It contains a serum that will make your dick grow bigger to a normal size... or at least that's what I lead you to believe. After shooting up your dick with the serum I let you in on the secret I kept. It's not a dick growing remedy, it's actually poison. I'm putting you out of your misery for having such a ridiculous little dick