College is starting next week and I'm so nervous, but not for the typical reason that everyone else is nervous for....I'm still a virgin. And I'm worried that it's going to be way too awkward to lose my virginity to a stranger in college...but that's why I have you! My best friend! You're always so willing to help me out no matter what. I want you to be the one to take my virginity. Being the wonderful friend that you are, you agree! You're going to take my virginity for me