Today, we put an end to ambiguity. Grab your dick and a measuring tape. I want real answers, no cheating allowed! While we wait a bit for your boner to completely form, I start this size-measuring session with my smallest dildo. I thoroughly measure the length and the girth. I move up to a bigger one and do the same. Then another bigger one. Oh whoa, I am getting a bit excited manipulating those big dildos! Hey, how is your boner going so far? Ready to measure it? Let's see… oh. Oh, ok. Well. It seems I should stop measuring my bigger dildos and rather move down to measure smaller things for proper comparison with your dick. How does it go against my lip gloss? Q-Tips, even? *Follow my page, I upload new videos every week!
