I’ve been thinking… I’ve actually been way too nice to you lately. Way too forgiving. You’ve gotten comfortable, spoiled even. Do you know how expensive I am? Emotionally, mentally, aesthetically? Please. You’ve been enjoying premium access while forgetting there are consequences for disappointing me. You've gotten such a rush knowing I hold your deepest, most embarrassing secrets in the palm of my hand. I bring a rush of excitement to your boring life - via games or allowing you to pump to my perfect existence. I think it’s time to collect what you owe me. Consider today your overdue payment plan. Don’t look nervous now — you knew this bill was coming.
