I have work to get done today, slave, some of us have real lives—so you're just going to lay there today and take what I give you while I give my attention to more important things. I don't want you wiggling around or trying to breathe and distracting me, all I want is a silent and obedient throne for my ass and a filter for my rancid gas. My tummy that has been cramping all day, so let's put those lungs to work xoxo