Back again, loser boy? I knew you couldn't stay away from your Goddess Diamond. Your shorts-ruining addiction is MY favorite little problem to exploit. I verbally demolish your dignity, calling you loser boy like it's your birth name, mocking every stained pair you've already destroyed for me, making you BEG to ruin another. My final command? Rewind. Replay. Hump. Edge. LOOP. You're here in my goon cycle now, loser boy. Soaking those shorts over and over without ever getting the release you're begging for. Who's ready to ruin another pair for me?
