I’ve been working as a nanny for a few years now, but I’ve never had an inquiry like this one. A mom needs help taking care of her little boy while she’s working—fine, normal enough. But she makes a big deal about my ability to be discreet and how well I handle unexpected, unusual situations. When I take the job, it’s as much for curiosity’s sake as anything. What could be THAT weird? Then I walk into the playroom and realize it could be pretty effing weird, actually