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Okay so the factory on the left made a "pride slut" and sent it to MY quality control lab for testing and let me just say — I have STANDARDS. My standards are FILTHY and most products don't pass on the first test. Or the second. Some don't pass until I've rejected them three times and sent them back through the assembly line each time. I'm Quality Control Officer Exaltia and I test how slutty the product is. I measure the desperation. I check the drool levels. I scan for obedience. I verify the rainbow saturation. And if ANY measurement is below MY minimum — which is MAXIMUM — I hit the red buzzer, stamp REJECTED, and send that cock back to Calaverra's factory for reprocessing. My slut-o-meter is the final judge. I point it at your cock. I read the number. If it doesn't say MAXIMUM SLUT, you fail. And teehee failing quality control means going through the strip-pump-dye-stamp-package process ALL OVER AGAIN until your cock is slutty enough for BOTH screens' pride standards. Buy this clip. Buy Calaverra's. Headphones. The factory on the left makes the slut. Quality control on the right TESTS the slut. And the bratty tester has the highest standards in the industry. Happy pride baby — now stroke for my slut-o-meter and let's see if your cock passes.