Maria’s ashtray. In this clip, Maria is topless, her big, all natural tits on display, as well as a full ashtray. You’re jealous of that ashtray, hungry for Maria’s ashes and steamy butts, aren’t you? Mind you, an ashtray doesn’t stroke his hard on; an ashtray sits quietly and waits patiently with its tongue out for Maria’s cigarettes. Includes darkside dialogue
