Lets be real for a second. You’re a gooner and a porn addict. There’s no such thing as a quick wank. You can never be fully satisfied. No matter how hard you binge, you always crave more. Life is empty without porn. Porn + gooning = the ultimate form of bliss, fulfillment and excitement. You should NEVER put caps on your pleasure. The answer is always to GOON MORE. Gooning is the most simple path to happiness. This life hack should be leveraged at all costs. If Goddess Holly tells you to goon more and stroke for longer, you do exactly what she says. You already want to do it, you seek out any excuse you find, you walk into triggers on purpose. This is your sign. There’s no such thing as enough. More gooning, more Goddess Holly, more porn. It’s time to settle down for an marathon gooning session. This is the validation and encouragement you need to indulge hard, spiral faster and give into those urges.
