You get a voyeur’s treat today. I’m letting you watch me get ready as I slowly cleanse, moisturise and apply deodorant to my smooth underarms. I take my time, lifting my arms high so you can see every detail, sniffing to make sure they’re fresh enough for my night out. My arms are bare, and you have a completely unobstructed view as I tease you with each slow rub and sniff. You wish you were here, pressed close, inhaling that clean, crisp scent while I laugh at how desperate you are. This is pure armpit worship, and you’re lucky I even let you watch.