You know, we've been dating a while and its time to discuss the obvious elephant in the room. Sure you make decent money and hell you're even a nice guy...but being a nice guy doesn't make me orgasm. Its not MY fault your penis is small and can't please me at all. I don't want to end things, but I have a resolution to this issue. Its time for me to start taking nice, big dick. All while you watch. You want me happy, right