I’ve spent months behind the scenes editing the filthiest, sloppiest Disaster Dolls footage, and watching all that wet, messy destruction made me curious. When the owner of Disaster Dolls finally asked if I wanted to step in front of the camera, I didn’t want some basic solo slime session. I dragged my hot, daring friend Catherine into it and begged for the full treatment: multiple scenes, total chaos, and every supply he could ship to our home. He warned us that real Disaster Dolls get absolutely wrecked with savory slimes, fish, and even doggy food. We looked at each other, grinned like the filthy sluts we are, and told him to bring that challenge the fuck on. This is our introduction as the newest Disaster Dolls in Training. Neither Catherine nor I have ever done a sweet or savory slime shoot before, so every splat, smear, and drip is raw, new, and totally fucking thrilling. In this scene, I get to interview my gorgeous partner-in-crime while she sits there knowing she’s about to get completely destroyed. A bunch of thick, fluffy whipped topping pies get thrown and smash right into her pretty face, coating her lips, cheeks, and hair in sweet, sticky cream. She laughs through the mess, drenched and surrendering to the slop with me. By the end, a thick, green cake batter slime gets poured all over her body until she’s dripping from head to toe. She becomes a gorgeous, filthy wreck of sugar and slime. We’re soaked, we’re wrecked, and this is only the beginning.