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Look at you, sitting there ready to act as our pathetic little human ashtray just for the chance to get attention from us. We can barely contain our amusement as we smoke right in front of you, casually flicking ash your way while reminding you how low you’ve sunk. This is what your life has come down to, desperately accepting whatever scraps we give you because you’re too weak and pathetic to expect anything more. Honestly, it’s fitting for someone like you. You’re so useless that serving as our personal ashtray has basically become your entire sex life, and the saddest part is how eager you are for it. We mock and shame you relentlessly while you sit there taking it, knowing full well this is the closest you’ll ever get to our attention. And somehow, you’ll still happily savor every last bit for us because deep down, you know this is as good as it’s ever going to get.