It’s time for me to collect your annual small dick tax I’ll tell you about a guy with an incredibly impressive cock and you’ll have to pay tiny tax for every inch you’re shorter than him. The tax meter will slowly reveal your debt as it goes from the largest cock in the world right down to clit-sized abominations. You’ll only be free to cum once you’ve paid what you owe. I’ve designed it so the smaller your cock, the more you’ll pay, and the less time you’ll have to cum. I’m a genius.
