Welcome to the meeting baby. Please take a seat. There's only one chair because you're the only member of this support group and honestly you're the only person pathetic enough to need a group run by two bimbo counselors on two screens who have ZERO intention of helping you recover. I'm Group Leader Calaverra and step one of my twelve-step program is: admit you're addicted. Step two: stroke more. Steps three through twelve: also stroke more but in different positions. The recovery rate of this group is zero percent and I'm very proud of that number because recovery was never the goal — permanent relapse is the treatment plan. On the right screen, Counselor Exaltia has your case file and she's going to read every embarrassing detail of your gooning history out loud to the empty chairs. Six hours a day of stroking to bimbo clips. Zero productivity. Browser history that would make a search engine blush. She has it ALL documented and she finds it hilarious. Two screens. The group leader making it worse on the left. The counselor reading your pathetic file on the right. Both here to "help" — teehee help you stroke more. Buy this clip. Buy hers. Open both. Headphones. Sit in the circle. The meeting starts now. And the meeting never adjourns. This content features AI-generated characters created with consent of documented performers.
