You seriously don't deserve any manners from me. I get right in your face, burping without a care in the world and making you deal with my awful morning breath after a night without brushing my teeth... and yes, I even had a tuna salad loaded with garlic and onions. I'm rude, obnoxious and completely unapologetic, and watching you squirm only makes me laugh even more. You deserve this treatment, you pathetic worm.
