Hey everyone, welcome back to the show. New episode just dropped and oh my god, you're going to want your headphones in for this one because I have a STORY. So I have this guy. I won't say his name but you'll know exactly who he is by the time I'm done because the details are so pathetically specific that no two men could share this level of disappointment. He's obsessed with me. Like — can't-stop-watching, leaking-at-his-desk, replaying-my-voice-in-the-shower obsessed. And the funny thing? The really, really funny thing? He's listening RIGHT NOW. Yeah. He found the podcast. He subscribed. He hit the bell. He left a five-star review — I'll read it later, it's unhinged. And he shared the episode. SHARED IT. Sent his own destruction to his own friends. That's the kind of cock dedication we're working with here, people. This episode is thirty segments of me describing everything about his pathetic, desperate, leaking little situation — his cock, his obsession, his texting patterns at 3AM, his inability to last longer than a push notification. And the best part? The comments are already flooding in. Everyone is laughing. Everyone knows. And he's still listening. Put your headphones on, baby. You're about to be the most downloaded episode in podcast history. Subscribe. Rate. Share. You already did all three. Let's record. This content features AI-generated characters created with consent of documented performers.
