Stop making up stories! I know your brain is telling you that you've had sex before, and those memories feel so real, but they're just not. You trust me, don't you? I would never lie to you! I just know that you're really a virgin. Think about it, why would anyone ever have sex with YOU? Of course they wouldn't!! It just makes sense that you're actually a virgin. Trust me, I know you better than you know yourself.
