Learning the ropes. So you want to become Maria’s ashtray. It’s no surprise: you are obsessed, as addicted to her, her curves, her smoking, as she’s obsessed with her Marlboros! But it’s not all fun and games, no. It’s hard, painful work. The lack of air, the black lungs, the grainy ash, the chewy butts… do you have what it takes to serve Maria as her ashtray? She thinks you don’t; she thinks you’re too weak and pathetic. This is your chance to prove yourself x
