I'm just watching TV, minding my own business. All of a sudden, I notice you're doing something on the floor in front of me. I quickly realize you're pretending to be getting something from under the table when you're actually just staring at my feet! You're so quirky when it comes to feet, but I guess I'm flattered that you think mine are cute! Why don't you come up here and I will show them off to you! Oh, you like them a lot, huh? How about I show you how I like them to be licked and sucked as I self-worship them.