I needed a gaming chair, so I used you instead. My personal lucky charm was wrapped up and ready, face-first, under this big ebony butt. Every win was because of me. Every loss? That was your fault, and the butt drops you earned were devastating. The more sodas I drank, the worse your punishment got. Let’s just say by the final victory, my throne was a very loud and humid place. Ready to be my permanent lucky charm for the next session