It is so fucking hot outside! I swear, the moment I left to run errands, I started sweating soooo bad! Wait a minute... do you notice that smell? Oh no... I think it's my ass! I bet it stinks from all the sweating I've been doing Would you do me a favor and come smell my anus for me please? I can't quite get back there myself, and I know you've always said that you'd do anything to put your face in it... so now's your chance! Just give me one little sniff test, and I promise I'll give you something that I know you've always wanted... ME!
