Lord B has been away on business and forgot to give me my allowance this month (he pays for the privilege of having a younger wife!). I blew last months housekeeping money on visiting lap dancing clubs with my girlfriends. It's a great way to unwind whilst sipping champagne. Who said bird watching was only for men! I deliberately rip my stockings whilst masturbating, so later when Lord B returns for dinner, he may get the idea that he needs to open his wallet and flash the cash.
