"Look at them. I mean, really look at them. Perfect, aren't they? Flawless. Works of art. And you know what? They're more important than any pussy. From this moment on, these feet are your new relgion. Your new obsession. Your new... everything. Your cock is about to go through a system update. A complete re-calibration. We're deleting 'pussy' from your hard drive and installing 'Calaverra's soles' as the only program that can make you hard. Get your cock out. It's time for your new operating system to boot up.")