Farting on my roommate's face: My roommate makes fun of me because I am very gassy and I'm farting all the time. She thinks that's funny and now I will have to teach her a lesson. I have a date with a hot guy and I cannot go like this, full with gas and farts so I'm gonna use her as my fart eater so I can remove all the stinky stench out of my ass and leave it all over on her face. Fun fact, she has a date with her boyfriend too so she will go to that date smelling like my rotten farts all over her face and I'm sure her stupid boyfriend it's gonna love it. I'm gonna fart all over her face until she begs me for stop and for forgiveness and she end up kissing my ass like a good girl.
