I've been wanting to talk, and I have some questions. Mom and Dad are so weird. Obviously, I've been watching some things. Things like... porn... you know... I guess I don't understand how I'm supposed to enjoy it by myself. People watch and they get excited, but... How am I supposed to pleasure myself while I watch these? I touched myself with my hands, but it didn't do very much. Penetration? Hm. Yeah, I've never done that. Just walk me through it, huh