As much as I love the nightlife and enjoy the great outdoors, sometimes I miss the simpler things in life. Why don't you snuggle up with me on the couch for an intimate night at the movies? You're in for an award-winning experience. I'll roll out the red carpet for you, dim the lights and pop up the popcorn - I can't wait to see what else pops up! We can act out your favorite flicks together - maybe a rom-com or something a little naughtier, perhaps? Of course, if you're looking for action, I've got plenty of that for you. I love watching explosions on the screen while bringing myself to an explosion of my own - talk about a double feature! I've got your ticket to a night you won't soon forget - one that will leave you seeing stars. Our evening ends with a nut buster that's a real blockbuster! I mean, who needs that artificial butter flavored grease What is that stuff anyway? When I've got a truly tasty treat to top your popcorn! Yummy