Hey, remember Me? It's Kelly, your interior designer. I usually deal with your wife. She's not home, is she? Good, because I need to talk to you about something. My fee for your home project is going up from $5,000... to $20,000. Once I explain, that number might not seem so crazy. You see, yesterday I stopped by on My lunch break to drop some off some documents for your wife. I knew she wouldn't be there so went to leave them in the mailbox, but when I got up to the house I saw YOU fucking another woman through the window! Of course I snapped a pic. Now, if you don't want Me to send it to your wife and destroy this "perfect" life you have built, you're going to pay. Ugh, it's almost as if you're getting off on being exploited by a girl half your age! You know what loser? $20k isn't enough. I want $50,000, in cash. I'll keep taking more and more until I'm satisfied. You better get used to it. (Blackmail Fantasy, Home Wrecker, Financial Domination, Brat Girls.)