You are about to have a serious lesson so prick up your ears. Don't you ever confuse this with anything else. I'm not your darling. Not your wife. This is not a sponsorship. You will never get anything in return, except the joy of throwing money to my feet and endless tries to change my ignorance to interest. I will play with you, taunt you, slowly draining your wallets and credit cards. I may give you the honor to finally get completely empty pockets one day, but you'll never guess when I have mood for that. Did you expect something else? So here's what I'll tell you