I recently stumbled across this saved snapchat story I took of myself in my mad scientist Halloween costume when I was 18. It's pretty much nothing but me rattling off bad vaguely-science-related pickup line after bad vaguely-science-related pickup line until they become barely coherent. Current-day me thought some of you might enjoy this peak into how embarrassingly dorky I can be. If these lines seem poorly thought-out, unfunny, and barely related to the theme, that's because they are. I came up with them all on my own on the fly because I apparently had too much time on my hands. Not sexy, but there are many sexual jokes so...? I don't know, do with it what you will. If you're a psychology nerd or have a kink for mad scientists (guilty) this should be a fun little clip for you. -------- Tags: nerd, nerdy, dork, silly, college, cosplay, free, embarrassing, horror