Hi, I was hoping that I would find you here alone. This is going to seem really forward, and maybe I'm reading our interactions wrong, but it seems like you really want to ask me out on a date. You do? I thought so. So why haven't you? I really like you, a lot. I think you're sexy and in all honesty, we've known each other for a little while, so if you just wanted to skip the date, we could have some fun right here, right now. You look like you're in pain. Are you alright? You know what, I don't know what's going on with you but I'm just going to go. You know it's odd though. I have never had a guy not get an erection when I've started seducing him. Are you gay? Is that it? Well if you're not gay and you're attracted to me what's the problem? HAHA HA....I'm sorry I shouldn't laugh. Your ex-girlfriend locked your dick in a chastity cage then took off with the key. How is that not hysterical? That really sucks for you. I was going to... wait, I carry a toy in my purse because I'm an extremely sexual being and I never know when the mood will strike me, so let me show you what I was going to do to you with this. First I was going to lick it up and down like this, all over. Then I was going to suck it while I massaged and licked your balls. I was going to let you put your hands all over my tits and ass. Imagine how good that would feel. My pussy wrapped around your throbbing cock while you gripped my ass tightly, thrusting into me, making me moan in your ear. But no. You can't do that because you were stupid enough to let your ex lock up your dick. How did you think that was going to end? If you hadn't done that you would be inside me right now. I'm going to put my fingers in me and let you see how wet I am. You can smell my perfect pussy and how ready I am to get fucked. But no. You don't get any. That sucks for you. You know that guy that I see you at the bar with sometimes.....That's your best friend? Well, I got his number the other day and he's really cute too, so I guess I'm going to have to give to him what I was going to give to you. I'm sure that he'll be so eager to tell you all about what we do together the next time you see him