We've taken a little detour in the park and it's ended up with my sitting pretty on this glorious day in a tree, barefoot. I knew you just couldn't wait for us to get home to play with my feet! I know you SO well. The trouble is, I'm failing to see what I am getting out of this, I mean - you are always getting to do what you like to my feet, I dont mind, its just you're not really all that great at being a boyfriend and now if you are to continue to enjoy my feet, licking them, worshipping my soles and admiring my always painted red toenails, then things are going to have to change around here.... From now on, I'm taking control!