'Ugh, you are not seriously wearing that, are you? You fat c*nt, summer is never kind to you, is it? I bet theres not one item of clothing in your wardrobe that fits and could make you look even remotely attractive'' There is no way in this planet you are coming with me to this BBQ. Think of the embarrasment when people ask who my date is! What am I supposed to tell them? ''That whale over there at the buffet table''. I certainly don't think so. People would assume you must be rich having someone like me on your arm, no one as fat as you could pull someone like a body like this. The sad thing is, I know after these home truths you are just going to bury your head in the fridge, ironic huh? If you don't sort yourself out and quickly, I'm leaving you. I can't be with a man who embarrases me like you do. I will make sure no one else can have you though. I know you cannot say no to food. Lose some weight or I will show you what this feeder can really do.