You want me—bad. I’m so sexy and confident, and my curves make you drool. But, unfortunately for you, I’ve had you friendzoned for a long, long time. You’d give anything for me to give you a chance. So when one day I actually agree to go out with you, you’re ecstatic. You’re even more so when, after dinner, I invite you into my apartment. “Finally!” you think. Little do you know, I’ve got something different in mind. You’re not about to be my lover, but your life IS going to change. And it all starts with one question: do you want some water