I know you're used to seeing me smoke my hippy cigarettes, but now it's time for a step up. I just got a pack of Marlboro Red 100's, and now I'm going to smoke one for you. I light it up with a match, and inhale luxuriously. The delightful smoke is a little more than I'm used to, leaving me coughing a couple times. The smoke drifts beautifully up from my lovely red lips, leaving you weak.