You thought you'd covered your tracks so well, deleting your browser history, hiding away in the bathroom when you jerk off...but I know all of your dirty secrets. I light up a cigarette and list off all of the people I could tell about your hidden perversions, your secret sexual obsessions. What would your boss think? Your wife or girlfriend? Your friends and family would be disgusted by your choice of masturbation material. As I suck hard on that smoldering cigarette, I explain that you have 2 choices: pay up, or I tell everyone in graphic detail, the perverted fetishes that get you off.
